Work sucked today.  We had an almost completely worthless substitute pharmacist, we were busy the whole time, and it seemed like every-other customer had an insurance problem or something.  Here's an excerpt of some actual conversation between me and the other pharmacy tech:

Her: "You're going to be 'f'ed' in the 'a' after I leave."

Me: "Yeah, I might as well bend over and lube up right now."