x
urtch
Bored as hell in suburban Minnesota.
 
Goofy laws of Minnesota

Yeah... I've broken some of these... Smiley

 

-The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance.
 
-It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
 
-A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
 
-It is illegal to sleep naked.
 
-All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
 
-Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
 
-Oral sex is prohibited.
 
-All bathtubs must have feet.
 
Now some city specific ordinances:
 
Cottage Grove (my town)
-Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
-Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
 
Hibbing
-It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
 
Minneapolis
-Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. (Lake St is a major road in the Uptown area.)
 
Minnetonka
-Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
 
-Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
 
-Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
 
St Cloud
-Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
 
 
 
Profile
Calendar

September 2008
123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930

May 2006
123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031

April 2006
1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30


Older

Recent Visitors

September 6th
google

September 2nd
google

September 1st
google

August 30th
google

August 29th
google

August 25th
google

August 15th
google

August 14th
google

August 7th
google

August 2nd
google

July 31st
google

July 30th
google

July 28th
google