Bored as hell in suburban Minnesota.

So it's St. Paddy's day today.  Everybody have a fun, and be safe out there.  I don't have an ounce of Irish in me, but quite a lot of Scottish (avoiding the obvious Scotch joke...), as if the tattoo wasn't a dead give away.  Anyhoo, I've always wanted to print up blue t-shirts and buttons to wear on St Patrick's that say "Kiss my arse, I'm Scottish" in white lettering.