Ok, as previously mentioned, I work in a pharmacy.  Every so often something really weird or funny happens.  On Tuesday, we had a pharmacist named Ron from another Synder's working at our store.  Ron's kinda goofy and weird, and he's got a perverted sense of humor, but he's a good pharmacist to work with.  Anyway, in some down time, Ron was trying to think of something perverted to say about a prescription warning label with at person on a phone, and he remembered something.  Apparently there's a sex line that's one phone digit different from our pharmacy supplier!  He called it and put it on speaker phone, it was hilarious.  Yesterday, unfortunately, I was traumatized.  There was this older lady (probably in her 50s?) that came through the drive-thru in a customer's passenger seat.  She wasn't wearing a bra, and she was wearing a pink long-sleeved t-shirt.  I could see the entire nipple of her saggy granny boob through her shirt.  Needless to say, I tried not to look at it, but you know how you notice something like that, once you know it's there, if it's anywhere in your eyesight.  So the guy she's with is a real space case, seriously fucked up guy, and he takes longer than anyone I've ever seen to write out a check for $10.  I swear it took him at least 10 minutes!  The whole time I was kind of squirming there in front of the drive-thru window trying to ignore the granny boob.

P.S. Check this out, it's a label that prints out with suppository prescriptions: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/Urtch/label.jpg