Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon thecosmicnewt (65 points). In June, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I stopped thecosmicnewt from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very good (250 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.